[Review] Wonder Woman 1984
I want to show you a list of movies and their runtimes, and see if you notice a pattern.
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Doom: Annihilation Review — Don’t Step Into the Demonic Jello Mold
I like all kinds of movies, and I’ve seen tons of bad ones. I say this so maybe you’ll understand when I tell you that Doom: Annihilation isn’t the worst… Continue reading "Doom: Annihilation Review — Don’t Step Into the Demonic Jello Mold"
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The Witcher (2019) Review: Toss A Coin To Your Netflix
There are moments in Netflix’s The Witcher that feel straight out of the 90s or early 00s. You’ll know them when you see them — a villain says something cheesy,… Continue reading "The Witcher (2019) Review: Toss A Coin To Your Netflix"
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Review: The Mummy (2017)
Warning: The following review contains minor spoilers for 2017’s The Mummy. So what do you do when you’ve been cursed by a resurrected Egyptian princess, and she chooses you as… Continue reading "Review: The Mummy (2017)"
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Review: Invasion of the Star Creatures
On the surface, 1962’s Invasion of the Star Creatures looks like any other scifi B-movie. Its poster evokes classic Atomic Age outer space shenanigans — women imprisoned in transparent tubes… Continue reading "Review: Invasion of the Star Creatures"
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Review: Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959)
Every October, I try to watch as many monster movies as I possibly can. I usually aim for one a day. I usually fail. Today’s movie, chosen out of mild… Continue reading "Review: Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959)"
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Review: Mystery Science Theater 3000 (2017): Reptilicus
TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS (WHERE APPLICABLE) I remember, long ago, falling asleep to episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 on Comedy Central. The first one I ever saw featured Village of… Continue reading "Review: Mystery Science Theater 3000 (2017): Reptilicus"
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Review: Kong: Skull Island (2017)
Walking into the theater to see Kong: Skull Island, I had no idea I was about to watch a “period film.” I’d seen glimpses of the trailer, with helicopters and… Continue reading "Review: Kong: Skull Island (2017)"