It’s finally happened.
After years of quantum jumping, astral projection, and guided realization meditation, I’ve finally actualized a universe in which Square Enix have announced a remaster of the original NieR.
It’s about time; I am exhausted. And you’re welcome.
“NieR Replicant ver.1.22474487139… invites players into a dark, apocalyptic world as they join a brother’s captivating quest to cure his sister of a deadly disease – a quest which will in turn make them question everything.”
Granted, it’s Replicant and not Gestalt (read: Brother/Sister instead of Father/Daughter), but I’ll take what I can get. Check out the fancy trailer above and hold your head in shame if you’ve never played NieR before.
At least now, you’ll have a second chance.
The remaster’s full title is NieR Replicant ver. 1.22474487139, and we’ll see it on PS4, Xbox One, and Steam, sooner or later.

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